Re: an FYI on the Dell Dimension 9200 @ TSW

From: jon kuroda <jkuroda_at_cs.berkeley.edu>
Date: Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:52:17 -0800

Okay, since it's the Y2K^WChristmas^WNew Years's^W^W^W^WHoliday Season,
I thought I'd bring out an oldie.

On the first day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    It's January, 1970.

On the second day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the third day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the fourth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the fifth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    no route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is
    full, and it's January, 1970.

On the sixth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file
    handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the seventh day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    can't open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is
    down, stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the eighth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    panic! double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no
    route to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full,
    and it's January, 1970.

On the ninth day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't open socket,
    bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down, stale file
    handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the A day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    out of ttys, can't fork process, panic! double panic!, can't
    open socket, bad magic number, no route to host... hme is down,
    stale file handle, /var is full, and it's January, 1970.

On the B day of Y2K, my server said to me:
    enter system password, out of ttys, can't fork process, panic!
    double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route
    to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and
    it's January, 1970.

On the C day of Y2K, my server said to me:

    ok

    enter system password, out of ttys, can't fork process, panic!
    double panic!, can't open socket, bad magic number, no route
    to host... hme is down, stale file handle, /var is full, and
    it's January, 1970.

"C Days of Y2K" by sing; sing; halt <http://www.kiai.org/ssh/>

--Jon, reminiscing on his 15 minute of fame.

On Wed, Dec 13, 2006 at 07:07:11PM -0800, Aron Roberts wrote:
> This thread is going to go down as one of the all-time Micronet
> classics! :-) Here's the key lyrics excerpts to date, with the bonus
> of superfluous and pretentious annotations ... ;-)
>
> In the message "Re: [Micronet] an FYI on the Dell Dimension 9200 @
> TSW", dated 12/13/06, Michael Sinatra wrote [to the melody of
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turn!_Turn!_Turn!_(song)>]:
>
> >For workstations that are frequently re-imaged,
> >RAID 0 might work just fine. It's like the song goes:
> >
> >To everything, turn, turn, turn
> >There is a season, turn, turn, turn
> >[...]
> >A time to mirror, a time to stripe
> >A time you may tolerate failure
> >A time for speed, I swear it's not too late.
>
> At 4:32 PM -0800 12/13/06, paul rivers wrote:
> >From what I hear, the tune is usually a different one [to the melody
> >of <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sound_of_Silence>]:
> >
> >hello admin my old friend
> >i've come to talk with you again
> >because of bad blocks softly creeping
> >left its mark while i was working
> >and your warning that was planting in my brain
> >still remains
> >but now it's all your problem...
>
> At 4:39 PM -0800 12/13/06, Jon Forrest wrote [to a medley?, possibly
> including <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_on_the_Range_(song)>]:
> >Rumor spreadin' around in that Texas town
> >'bout that shack outside Austin
> >and you know what I'm talkin' about.
> >Just let me know if you wanna go
> >to that home out on the range.
> >They gotta lotta nice disk drives there.
> >
> >Have mercy.
> >A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
> >A haw, haw, haw.
>
> Next: the karaoke circuit!
>
> Aron Roberts
> Information Services and Technology
>
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